(scene: My car, en route to some store or other, midday.
Cast of Characters My mother & myself; which is most often the case.
Background: There is a small, skeevy adult store tucked away rather inconspicuously along the highway we take to this nearby Metropolis.
(I'm being sarcastic here.)
Mother, glancing at billboard in front of aforementioned store, then doing a stunned double take: Oh. My. GOD.
ALWAYS A SMILE?!?!
Me, after choking on my bottle of Naked Juice: Mother, it said "Always a SALE", dear...
Mother, seemingly relieved: Oh! Well.....that's better.
Sunny Side Up!,